Calico Jack’s Anti-Scurvy Kit: Coconut Citrus Chicken

**UPDATE: We have just been informed that the Sexcamaids won the Judges’ Choice award at the 2010 Coney Island Mermaid Parade. And this here little bribe got a special shout-out on the boards! Go team!**

Before we progress any further, it has come to my attention that I should probably explain a little more about our judges’ bribe. On the surface, it sounds pretty simple–we basically packed them the most righteous picnic a sun-soaked judge could ever hope to receive. But were we content to merely shower them with delicious foodstuffs? No. Heavens, no. You’re talking to a graphic designer; it’s not a project until I’ve wrapped it up in customized, hand designed packaging and involved at least three artists.

Plus, I am tremendously spoilt in having some wonderful talents in my network, so when I got this ridiculous bee in my bonnet, I was able to put out the feelers and make this crazy thing match the picture in my head. Which is how we ended up with the pirate feast, a picnic presented in a treasure chest (courtesy of Bench), with the foodstuffs packaged in bespoke, branded tins, all named after famous pirates. The effect we were going for was “hey, I went shopping at the pirate supermarket!” We had branded hard tack! Swill! Ship’s biscuits! And my personal favorite, Calico Jack’s Anti-Scurvy Kit.

The anti-scurvy kit was my favorite for two reasons, the first being the absolutely boss design work that Lady G did for it. Check it:


The second reason is that it was the biggest challenge for me–you would not believe what I went through trying to figure out what would actually go IN the anti-scurvy kit. It had to be a savory, it had to be able to stand up to an undisclosed number of hours in a cooler (on an extremely hot day), and it had to have some sort of citrus element. It was a more difficult decision than I’d anticipated, but one that I’m extremely happy with–the coconut milk imbued the chicken with a creamy tenderness, while the mixed citrus zest kept things interesting; the lime-basil dipping glaze woke up all the flavors and really brought everything together. It kept beautifully in the cooler.


But best of all? It was super easy, incredibly delicious, and tasted AMAZING when grilled over open coals. Highly recommended for a picnic in a park or on the high seas.

Calico Jack’s Anti-Scurvy Coconut Citrus Chicken
(Say THAT five times fast)

1 lb chicken thighs, cut into 1-inch pieces
8 oz coconut milk
Zest of 2 oranges, 5 limes, and 2 lemons
2 tsp brown sugar

For the lime-basil glaze:
Juice of 5 limes and 2 oranges
1/4c brown sugar
1/2 c water
2 tbsp freshly chopped basil

  1. In a large ziptop bag, combine everything from list 1. Whack it in the refrigerator at least two hours, ideally overnight.
  2. Grill it till it’s done, which will depend a lot on the heat of your coals. I think that in the above picture, we had them on a medium-low burn for about 6 minutes a side. NOTE: If you’re using wooden skewers over an open grill, please remember to soak them thoroughly before using–you don’t want citrus chicken flambe, I promise you.
  3. To make the glaze: in a small saucepan over medium heat, combine all ingredients except the basil. Bring to a boil and then lower heat–simmer until it has reduced by between a third and a half, depending on how thick and glaze-y you actually want it. Adjust the amount of sugar to taste.
  4. Turn off the heat, add the basil, and let cool.
  5. Say MMMM loudly, frequently, and with gusto.
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